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# Mission File
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,39,0,1,14,8,17,20,20,25,30,2,2,0,256,256,0,0,14,0,8,17
,39,0,1,14,9,17,20,29,30,31,4,3,3,256,256,0,0,14,0,9,17
,39,0,1,14,10,17,20,9,32,35,3,0,0,256,256,0,0,14,0,10,17
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,39,0,1,14,8,18,20,20,25,30,5,4,3,256,256,0,0,14,0,8,18
,39,0,1,14,9,18,20,29,35,50,-1,0,3,256,256,0,0,14,0,9,18
,39,0,1,0,10,18,20,20,25,30,6,3,3,256,256,0,0,14,0,10,18
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# name of mission

"BUMPER CARS"

# name of person

"BODIES\\BOZO.IMG"

# vehicle names....if applicable

"BO-BO"
"BONKERS"
"BOFFO"
"POO-POO"
"RUBBY"
"BIG NOSE"
"PIMPLY"
"SLAPPY"
"LUMPY"
"BLOOPY"
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# Text for mission
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"
#YUK YUK YUK YUK! YOU MUSH BE EDGE DRAKEWATER. I'M BRONKO THE CLOWN, I WORK FOR THE REBELS!! I WAS GONNA ENTER THE OMNICORP DUMPER BERBY ..ERR. BUMPER DERBY COMPETITION BUT I'M WAY TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE. SO I SAYS, 'SCREW IT! I'LL JUST GRAB A CAB AND WIN THIS THING.' YUK YUK YUK YUK! ALL YA GODDA DO IS KNOCK ALL THE OTHER BUMPER CARS OFF THE ARENA FLOOR AND WE WIN! 
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"
#OOOOOH ... HURRY I THINK I'M GETTING MOTION SICKNESS! . YUK YUK YUK YUK! JUST KIDDING. I DON'T GET MOTION SIC- BAAARRRFFF... -OOPS SORRY... JUST BASH THOSE NASTY OMNICORP BUMPER CARS OUT OF THE ARENA. THEY'RE PRETTY HEAVY ... LIKE MY LIVER IS RIGHT NOW. YUK YUK YUK YUK! SO YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE A RUN AT THEM. SPEAKING OF THE RUNS . .. OOOOOOH! 
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"
#YUK YUK YUK YUK WE WON! THAT'LL TEACH THOSE CLOWNS NEVER TO MESS WITH ME! THANKS PAL! I LEFT YOU A PUDDLE OF HOT URINE ON YOUR SEAT AS A TIP. BAD NEWS ABOUT THE PRIZE MONEY, THREE FREAKIN' CLOWNS MADE OFF WITH THE LOOT! AND IF THAT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH, THEY TOOK OFF WITH THAT HANDSOME TROPHY AS WELL. GO GET 'EM, FELLER. YUK YUK YUK YUK! 
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"
#YUK YUK YUK YUK! YA KNOW, PAL, I ONLY DRINK TO BE A BETTER CLOWN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR EXCUSE IS.. YUK YUK YUK YUK! IF WE LOSE THIS BUMPER CAR DERBY COMPETITION, THE REBEL FORCES WILL LOOK BAD AND LOSE MORALE! I THINK I'M GONNA LOSE MY LUNCH .. UUURGH! TRY AGAIN... 
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#AWWW NOOO! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! WE COULD BE SUCH GREAT FRIENDS! YOU AND ME! BEST BUDDIES! MAYBE I CAN GET YOU SOME CLOWN MAKEUP SO YOU CAN BE A CLOWN TOO! THAT'S IT! NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I'LL HAVE SOME NICE CLOWN MAKEUP FOR YOU. I CAN SEE YOU IN A SORT OF MAUVE AND WHITE COSTUME WITH A RAINBOW WIG AND SOME BIG RED SHOES. I'LL SEE YOU LATER! ... HEY WHERE'S MY LUGGAGE! 
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