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# name of mission

"HOUSE OF BOING!!!"

# name of person

"bodies\\JECCK.img"

# vehicle names....if applicable

"BOUNCER"
"BOINGER"
"BOUNDER"
"BOINK"
"ROLLY "
"FATMAN"
"LARD ASS"
"FAT ASS"
"TUBBY"
"CHUNKY"
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# Text for mission
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"
#HELLO, MY NAME'S JOHNNY ECK. ALTHOUGH I WAS BORN WITHOUT LEGS OR A PELVIS, I HAVE TWO PERFECTLY GOOD EYES. LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THOSE TWO EYES HAVE SEEN. IN KRIEGTOWN AT THE OMNICORP MINISTRY OF DEFENSE, CORPORATE BIGWIGS MAKE THEIR CRUEL PLANS, BUT ALL PERSONNEL ARE REQUIRED TO BY LAW TO TAKE FREQUENT VACATIONS. NOW, THESE BIGWIGS ARE PRETTY DAMN FAT, SO THEY GET THEIR ASSES INJECTED WITH 12 POUNDS OF RUBBER AND PROCEED TO BOUNCE AROUND ON THE RUBBER MATS IN THE HOUSE OF BOUNCIN' APPARENTLY IT RELAXES THEM. NOW WE HAVE A PRIME OPPORTUNITY TO GET RID OF THOSE SERIOUS KILLERS. JUST BASH 'EM WITH YER CAB. IT'S THAT SIMPLE. GOOD LUCK. 
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#JUST RAM THOSE FAT BASTARDS WITH YOUR CAB! THOSE BLOODTHIRSTY MILITARY STRATEGISTS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT FOLK SINGERS. 
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#GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DRAKE. THAT WAS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD SINCE THE FREAK OLYMPICS! WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST WALK ON MY HANDS FROM HERE, MR. EDGEWATER. THANKS, YOU'RE THE GREATEST, BABY! 
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#WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU! IT CAN'T BE THAT THE TARGETS AREN'T BIG ENOUGH! SOME OF THOSE GUYS ARE A BIG AS WHALES! IF A GUY LIKE ME CAN FILL A GLASS WITH WINE WHILE BALANCING ON MY OTHER HAND, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET RID OF THOSE FAT BOUNCING BASTARDS USING BOTH YOUR HANDS AND FEET! LET'S GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY! 
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#I KNOW IT MAY BE A DIFFICULT JOB, BUT THE HARDSHIPS OF LIFE JUST MAKE YOU STRONGER. 
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