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# name of mission

"WEBB HEAD"

# name of person

"bodies\\granny.img"

# vehicle names....if applicable

"DRUG VAN"
"DRUG VAN"
"DRUG VAN"
"DRUG VAN"
"LABORATORY"
"SURGERY"
"KENNELS"
"MORGUE"
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"
I REMEMBER IN MY DAY WHEN PIGS WAS JUST PIGS. NOT NO ZEBRA STRIPED HELL SPAWN. THAT GUY FABERMAN'S FELLER HAS BEEN PLAYING GOD FER TOO LONG.  ANYHOW BE A GOOD BOY AND BLOW UP THEM VANS WITH THESE MISSILES AND STUFF. THEY'RE THE CAUSE OF ALL THOSE DARN FREAK PIGS. I'D DO IT MYSELF, BUT THESE OLD BONES DON'T WORK LIKE THEY USED TO Y'KNOW. 
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BE CAREFUL SONNY. GUY FABERMAN'S RED VANS ARE PACKING A LOAD OF MISSILES FOR PROTECTION! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT OMNICORP IS FUNDING EXPERIMENTS ON LIL' PIGS AND CHICKENS. 
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YOU DONE AN OLD GRANNY PROUD! I BAKED YA UP ONE OF THESE HERE POSSUM PIES AS MY THANKS. I'D OFFER YOU SOME OF MY HUSBANDS MOONSHINE BUT I AIN'T GONNA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR NO DRUNK CABBY. I THINK GUY FABERMAN MAY HAVE GOT AWAY. OH DEAR DEAR DEAR. NOW SONNY THAT GUY FABERMAN IS MORE SLIPPERY THAN AN EEL IN AN OIL SLICK. MY LATE HUSBAND JEBEDIAH ALWAYS SAID, ' THE BEST WAY TO CATCH AN EEL IS WITH REAR DEPLOYED SPIKE MINES, MISSILES AND A WHOLE LOTTA BULLETS!' HE'LL BE DRIVIN' A BIG OLD RED PICKUP AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT DEM FARM HANDS. GO ON THEN TEACH THAT BOY A LESSON 
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OH DEAR .. OH MY WORD. THIS REMINDS ME OF A STORY. THERE WAS THIS LITTLE OLD TRAIN. THAT GOT MADE FUN OF BY ALL THE OTHER LOCOMOTIVES, STEAM ENGINES THAT IS. WHY I REMEMBER THE INDIANS USED TO CALL 'EM IRON HORSES. THERE WAS THIS BIG OLD HILL. NOW I KNOW WE AIN'T' GOT NO HILLS IN THIS GAME, BUT IN THE OLDEN DAYS BEFORE NEWFANGLED POLYGON ENGINES THERE WAS HILLS A PLENTY. FOLKS THOUGHT THIS TRAIN COULDN'T GET UP THE HILL. BUT THE TRAIN JUST SAID 'I THINK I CAN - I THINK I CAN' BUT IT SOUNDED MORE LIKE A TRAIN AND HE MADE IT UP THAT THAR HILL. SO WHERE IT COMES TO THEM RED VANS, JUST 'THINK YOU CAN' SONNY. LIKE THAT LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD. 
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NOW DO YOU THINK ABRAHAM LINCOLN EVER QUIT. I THINK NOT SONNY. I THINK YOU'D BEST GO TO CHURCH AND PRAY A WHILE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 
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