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# name of mission

"HOUSE OF BOING!!!"

# name of person

"BODIES\\JECCK.IMG"

# vehicle names....if applicable

"ENTRANCE"
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#HELLO, MY NAME'S JOHNNY ECK. ALTHOUGH I WAS BORN WITHOUT LEGS OR A PELVIS, I HAVE TWO PERFECTLY GOOD EYES. LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THOSE TWO EYES HAVE SEEN. IN KRIEGTOWN AT THE OMNICORP MINISTRY OF DEFENSE, CORPORATE BIGWIGS MAKE THEIR CRUEL PLANS, BUT ALL PERSONNEL ARE REQUIRED TO BY LAW TO TAKE FREQUENT VACATIONS. NOW, THESE BIGWIGS ARE PRETTY DAMN FAT, SO WHAT BETTER VACATION SPOT THAT THE HOUSE OF BOUNCIN' IN OMNILAND? I'LL EXPLAIN MORE LATER. TO GET TO THE HOUSE OF BOUNCIN' WE HAVE TO BLOW UP THE ENTRANCE GATE. 
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#USE YOUR MISSILE TO DESTROY THE ENTRANCE GATE SO WE CAN GET INTO THE HOUSE OF BOUNCIN'! 
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#GOOD! YOU DESTROYED THE ENTRANCE GATE. NOW HERE'S THE REST OF THE STORY. WHEN THE OMNICORP MILITARY DEFENSE FAT CATS COME DOWN HERE FOR THEIR VACATIONS THEY GET THEIR ASSES INJECTED WITH 12 POUNDS OF RUBBER AND PROCEED TO BOUNCE AROUND ON THE RUBBER MATS IN THE HOUSE OF BOUNCIN' APPARENTLY IT RELAXES THEM. NOW WE HAVE A PRIME OPPORTUNITY TO GET RID OF THOSE SERIOUS KILLERS. JUST BASH 'EM WITH YER CAB. IT'S THAT SIMPLE. GOOD LUCK. 
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#OH DEAR. I THINK WE'RE LOST. NOW, I WAS BORN A FREAK OF NATURE AND I’VE OVERCOME A LOT OF OBSTACLES MORE DIFFICULT THE BLOWING UP A GATE. MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY THIS AGAIN. 
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#NOW I MAY NOT HAVE AND LEGS OR A PELVIS, BUT I KNOW WHEN A FELLA IS CHICKENING OUT. 
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