Simon the Stooge
Uh, hi there. Uh, I'm not too good with words but I have a magic spell. It doesn't work on me but, uh, it can make you real smart.
It's 2000 Gold. Ok
Your head feels light. You start to Drool..

The feeling passes: Intelligence +10Uh, I'm real sorry but I can't help you anymoreKing Kelfar
So! You dare talk to me after pillaging my fortress! You have the gall of a crow!

Luckily for you, I respect power. I also use it. An evil force is invading my realm. I need a hero.
Is it you
Good! Take this Opal key to replace your other fortress keys and 5000 gold.
My physicians have increased your Stamina by 5!
Use these gifts wisely to defeat the evil sorcerers who hide in the bowels of the earthI can do nothing more. You must prove yourself alone
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