SCANDAL!  The network is hounding one of your advisor's sons who allegedly cheated on college exams but was allowed to graduate after a large, anonymous donation was made to the faculty endowment fund.  Your advisor is rapidly sinking into this muck.
SCANDAL!  One of your advisors foolishly jokes that members of your Administration -- acting on their own authority -- have written a report on the economic benefits of selling Yellowstone Park.  The public is not amused.
SCANDAL!  The husband of a President of a small country is forced to wait all day before touring the White House and is then mistakenly sent on the public tour.  His wife is outraged.  An advisor is overheard remarking: "So what?"
SCANDAL!  There has been a leak that one of your advisors accused you of badly mismanaging the Presidency.  That advisor has decided to go on vacation for a week or so until the press cools off.
SCANDAL!  One of your advisors is fished out of the Potomac River after a boating accident on Saturday night.  Mightily embarrassed, the advisor jokes: "At least I didn't inhale...."
SCANDAL!  At a formal dinner, one of your advisors spilled soup on the French Prime Minister, then cleverly remarked: "Soup's on."  The Parisian was not amused.  The press corps is.
SCANDAL!  Congress has launched an investigation into one of your advisor's business affairs: "One set of books should be enough."
SCANDAL!  One of your advisor's has been ordered to testify in the ongoing Iran-contra investigations.  Hopefully, this misunderstanding can be cleared up in the next few weeks... or months (...or years).
SCANDAL!  The press charges that one of your advisors may be an investor in a foreign weapons factory.  Unfortunately, this factory recently sold arms to terrorists.  The advisor is going to be very busy with damage control.
SCANDAL!  Your enemies are in a feeding frenzy.  One of your advisors has just been hit by the fallout -- something about leaking information to a friendly government.  It may take a few days (or longer) to deal with the political mud.
